Ever wonder why even the hottest chicks can’t find love? We’re looking at you, Jessica Simpson. And why some fuglies are in solid relationships? Two words: Amy Winehouse. We scratched our head and looked deep within ourselves to figure out who are the hottest chicks we hate and the ugliest girls we love. For some, the hottest hate-targets would be Paris Hilton or Britany Spears… but we said hot; others would say Lindsay Lohan… but we love the hell out of that girl, don’t you? And there are ugly girls out there that are strong that we should like, right? Rosie O’Donnell, anyone? Well here they are, love ‘em and hate ‘em, we do!

Hots to Hate

5. Heidi Klum

She’s got a hot body, gorgeous smile, and bright personality…but imagine hearing that voice at 7 A.M. before your first cup of coffee. Ick.

4. Eva Longoria

Sick of hot girls who know they’re hot but act modest? So are we! You can’t wear lingerie in front of America on a weekly basis and pretend that you were hired only for your acting skills. It’s fake. We do not like.

3. Natalie Portman

Hollywood is full of overrated, over-celebrated people. This is our number one example of this. We love hot, smart woman…can you say Tina Fey?! What we don’t love are hot, smart, and pretentious women. Get over yourself, girl.

2. Jessica Biel and Cameron Diaz

We were a little reluctant to add Cameron Diaz to this list because she’s almost past her window of hotness. But, this is a category that needs to be addressed: Hot girls who are annoying because they could fall for a douche like Justin Timberlake.

1. Gisele Bundchen

Sure, she’s the hottest, highest-paid model in the world and she’s sharing a blanky with Tom Brady. Big whoop. There is nothing worse than a hot girl who knows she’s hot. Imagine countless hours of whiny self-obsession. Hate this gorgeous beeyatch!

Ugs to Love

5. Dinah Lohan

The Orange Oprah never fails to amuse us. She’s a party girl who got stuck with four kids. We feel her pain. Give the girl a vodka tonic and some vicodin!

4. Amy Winehouse

This one is pretty obvious. What’s not to love about a girl who’s nicknamed “Wino”? There is just something so likeable about this train wreck. The mix of irreverence and vocal talents makes our hearts go pitter-patter.

3. Janice Dickinson

This fierce bitch gets the goat of everyone she encounters, but we love her. Who else has such audacity, such temerity? And she is not afraid of making a fool of herself. Flash those nasty panties, girl!

2. Khloe Kardashian

We’re not so sure that K.K. is ugly…but the pop culture pundits have spoken. And, you don’t mess with P-Nasty. We love her because she has got a mouth on her! We love her wisecracks and borderline personality. How else can you cope with being related to a rump like Kim’s? Own it, K.K.!

1. Perez Hilton

She is the Queen of All Media and she ain’t no joke, mkay? We love this bitch for her trash talking and witty comments. She may by Hollywood’s most hated, but we love her!

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